What you need you can have that My black card. You got it got it Bags? You got it got it Cars? You got it got it M-m-money you got it got it. Lyrics Video. I can change you up You can have your own No longer be the passenger Swag low?
Album Chris Brown - Graffiti. Chris Brown — Go Away. Chris Brown — They Say. Chris Brown — Graffiti. Chris Brown — Chase Our Love. Chris Brown — I Love U. Chris Brown — I Need This. Chris Brown — For Ur Love. Chris Brown — Movie. Chris Brown — Girlfriend. Chris Brown — Fallin Down. Chris Brown — Lucky Me. Chris Brown — Pass Out. For the record, Chris Brown beat on a girl.
Chris Brown beat on a girl. Chris Brown repeatedly punched a tiny year-old girl in the face! Todd VO : To be fair, just because Chris Brown is a sorry excuse for a human being, doesn't mean that his songs are bad. Although for the record, most of his songs are pretty bad. So what's the explanation for this? How's this jerk back at all? Todd : Well, I think we have no choice but to attribute that to the sheer hit-making power of human lizard [two pictures, one of a lizard] Lil Wayne, who's also on the track.
Now you may ask, "well, wait a minute, why didn't Lil Wayne shun Chris Brown like everyone else in the record industry did? Still, "I Can Transform Ya"? I mean, that's kind of an awkward title for a song. Why did they call it that? Well, here's why. Todd VO : Yep, there it is—your first hit song based entirely around Transformers. I mean, I don't know, I never really watched Transformers. But there it is , there's your song, there's your beat. There's what they based the song off of. Todd VO : Wanna-wah I mean, no chord changes, no melody, no notes, just some noisy percussion and one ugly sound effect repeated over and over.
Todd : You know, maybe at the beginning of this decade, you could call it, you know, "intriguingly minimalist," but now let's just call it what it is—lazy! I mean, I can do that! I mean There's your beat. Todd VO : I mean, what is this supposed to be? I mean, Nine Inch Nails did write tunes for their songs too. Todd : If you were gonna sample something for your Transformers -based song, well, why not, oh I don't know Todd VO : Or is that too awesome to sample?
Or, you know, then how about just the theme song?! You know, something other than wanna-wa, wanna-wa?! I mean, he's trying so hard to find a melody. I just feel bad for him. Todd : Oh, no, wait. Well, in any case, now we know what inspired the title. But what does it actually mean in context? Into what? Todd : Oh, okay, you make those good girls go bad.
We already have a song for that. Todd : Oh, right. Yeah, I hope that's not who this song is for, Chris Brown. I mean, that's not really [HuffPost article] in good taste. And you know what? I'm guessing this song is not based on the [clip of I mean, that show ended years before Chris Brown was even born. So I gotta assume this is all from [logo from Well, if I can step into film criticism for just a moment here I don't think I've ever seen a set of films more excruciating than the Transformers series!
Todd : I mean, as experiences go, watching Transformers is a lot like two-and-a-half hours of being punched in the face! But I am, for the record, mighty amused that a bunch of black guys made a song based on what is probably the single most racist movie since Birth of a Nation. Todd : Not Todd : You created the flimsy premise for this song, you don't get to switch to a different 80s cartoon just 'cause you ran out of rhymes for "transformers"!
I mean, there are a lot of rhymes for "Care Bears," but that's not what the song is about! I will give Lil Wayne this, though. He has accurately and perfectly captured the mentality of an eight-year-old watching Transformers. Todd : And then it turns into a car, and the car turns into, like, a helicopter, and it's got, like, lasers and it's like [imitates gunfire] , and the lasers turn into machine guns and the machine guns turn into, like, a boat, and it's like [imitates boat]!
Excuse me. Oh, and by the way, the deeper I delve into Lil Wayne's mindset on this song, the more I realize Lil Wayne is into some weird stuff, man. Todd : Yeah, I'm not even touching that one, and that's not even the weirdest line in the song. Todd : Okay, see, what I got out of that is that Lil Wayne is turned on by women he can compare to hundred-foot-tall alien death robots.
And then there's this.
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